Sunday, February 24, 2008

You Tube Has a Theme Song!

Absolutely lovely, they should use this song on their commercials. Youtube is a very nice system and it promotes core constitutional values such as freedom of press and freedom of speech. Thank you for this lovely melody.

THIS OLD MAN HAS A FUCKING VAGINA!

lol that chick in the backround is sooo lost

Sunday, February 10, 2008

If you were wondering

cute and suprisingly informative

i hope he didnt have a heart attack doin that geez.and you cant find nice ones like that where im from

an obese man, chopping down a perfectly healthy tree, and then strapping it to the top of his gas guzzling suv... merry christmas america.

Saturday, February 9, 2008

You just get Pitted

Some people are just natural orators.

I can see this kid become president.

Monday, February 4, 2008

children don't need deoderant

HOW BIG IS YOUR HOUSE?

this video sucks i would rather watch scare tactics and rob a bank naked but they are all hot id give em that

this was a waste of time its like i need normalness

where is Jesus Christ our true savior in your life???

What do you use a Mortar and Pestle for?

god i wannt his nose;___; And i wanna dance like that.

Monkeys riding dogs is soooooo F-ing AWESOME!!!!!

wish i was that monkey

See what I mean? He needs that handlebar to hang on to. REAL cowboys (i.e. AMERICAN cowboys) hang on to the reins of the horse.

it's not so much a cowboy monkey as a monkey tied to a dog.

Thursday, January 31, 2008

The World is a True Luxury

Houses in most North American upper class neighborhoods are still a lot bigger :
Use google maps if you want to compare the sizes.

Clark, It's very rude of you, and you are very offending!

If somebody don`t have brain it`s u. How old r u? 7?

this is like a dream... its an utopia, a whole different world...im just afraid on natural catastrophes and pollution.

My island would look like Tombstone back when Wyatt Earp ran the show. Saloons, horses, shit like that. Then when we get bored, we go to the beach and jump on jet skis to go to the next island and party!!

Saturday, January 26, 2008

Making sense stops

I think his grandfather interfered

reporter: do you like his outfits? how about his haircuts?
david: i'll tell you later.

Excellent ping pong of thoughts. Altruistic wordology
get sexy on that rabbit

Humping Trash

Will someone hold me while I dance?

what would horses do without a humans assistance?
It not going in the right Place.

Honest Question:
why did he touch the horses cock?
Kind Answer:
Some horses need help on their first time. Which is why the breeders are there to help out.

Is this what children do with video cameras?

Japanese Tradition

A Lesson in Sharing Amateur Porn

Thursday, January 17, 2008

might just be the stomach flu

This is just bound to become the next big internet hit

years and years of tradition and culture reduced to.....

pleasant robbery music

This is actually a tourism video put out by Homeland Security.
Apparently japanese people don't know to be wary of an american man
wearing panties on his head.

One question:
how does anyone find the money to support a project like this?

this makes me want to move to japan
and protect Japanese women with primal rage and furious anger.

I just masturbated to this video. Thanks.

Your pony...... died because.......... it wasent pretty enough

we do this all day at school

Ottoman Gangbang (Ghost ride the vagina)

Has your mom seen this?
you guys are so fucking cool

is this a black thing i dont understand?
cause in white people land this is the most hilariously gay thing ever.

I think it's time to delete the internet.

This is what happens when virgins try to show each other what sex looks like.

I can't believe the lamp just sat there and watched his friend get gang raped.




You are one great man, next to Jesus.

Incredible! I want to shake this guy's hand.

You seem like a very cute/sweet guy, too,
a funny, nice guy with a big broccoli ocarina.

I don't know how you do that without drooling!
I now have a strange feeling to go and play veggi

You should come to my church and play that at Christmas this year.

the lady on the right is playing the ocarina.
the girl on the left is playing the piano
then what the heck would the guy be doing with the broccoli?
NO NO NO the Ocarina is inside the broccoli and he just cut holes in the right place

Bro-co-lee bi-gu size!!!

You are one great man, next to Jesus.
You have done an excellent job with those vegetable ocarinas.
Bless you!

Beautiful Crumpet Clothing

haha english bastards go and drink tea
and crumpets

where can i find a plain black hoodie like that?

I'm french and i don't know this dance
i discovered one hour ago
and it's a very beautiful dance

Original Gangster

That was a stupid exercise. The historical film is interesting.
Adding the music was juvenile.

i dont know why, but i find this hysterical!

this is ridiculous...
it's making a mockery out of african american history

Shut the hell up. This is American history.

Oh... C'mon, have a sense of humor.
Seriously though,
I do acknowledge the fact that African Americans
have a rich and interesting history.

Interestingly, there's not a black person in the clip.
They are whites in blackface,
doing the minstrel steps typical of the era.

umm there are no black face performers in this clip

It's funny that you say "american history."
The cake walk actually came from afrikan slaves imitating their white slave masters who had tried to dance.Unknowing to the slave owners, they found this amusing and once in a while would invite a slave into the "big house." At which time they'd have a chance at a slice of cake. Hence the name "cake walk."

these aren't cakewalkers,
they're making fun of cakewalkers....

that's the illest!

It's not blackface. Look closer
you'll see those are genuine black people.


Pornsite Passwords

guys,dont you get the true meaning of this song?
he's being paradoxical that people who sends spam mails and porn pop-ups are fuckers
learn to spell, waste fucker
Ill give you some pornsite passwords if thats what you want.
spam is good... the one in the can... the edibale kind... oh shit i'm off topic.
I am trying to fight global warming!! No more porn!! Too much friction = too much heat!!

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Totally Fake Spit

does she mind u doin that?
o man thats my fetish ever since i got to spitbrazil.com
i wud love to have a women spit in my mouth
Sick!
TOTALLY HOT !

get a different fetish.
this is two shits
obviously fake

All things with purpose

Some poor parent payed $5,000 for this orthodontic treatment
What was this good for?

pure entertainment. Not everything has to have a purpose


My bunny's a huge tongue

That's the cutest thing I've seen in FOREVER.
(And I've seen some VERY cute things!)

too bad i kill them for a living
rabbits = dinner for my snake

Question
so cute. how old is bunny in this video?
I have a bunny too,
they are soo funny...
funny bunny.

Sorry I didn't have time to write back sooner. The bunny in the video will be 5 this December!

Question
my bunny has teeth
but he bites me
never licked me

The videomaker responds
Hi, thanks for the comment.
Rabbits are born with teeth and usually lick you
if they like you.
All of my bunnies lick me all the time.



Children need to learn what music means

thats nothing to be proud of you know u picked ur nose with ur tongue
then u but it back in ur mouth. thts so nasty

The chics are gonna go crazy over you when you get older!!!
Your blessed with talent kid..
Do you have a sister?
yes, any sisters in the picture?
damn thats hot baby boi...make a longer tongue video
u r sick... i am a girl and i find that tongue repulsive
A friend of mine has a tongue as long as yours... makes me want to have oral sex with him





Note: This kid seeks emails

I would eat your tongue with ketchup

if that a porno plz givmme da name

how it feels to make french kiss
thats a big ass tongue right there!
wonder what she does with it....
i bet you're a huge slut
I wanna cut it off
NO!!!!! I DON'T LIKE IT YOU PERVE.

dude you should form a female version of Kiss
The question I'm asking myself is,
what's up with the cheesy saxofon music?
who's made it?

I don't like it! ..I would never kiss her
tongue fetishism music

i wonder if she can scratch her eye and clean her ears with that thing
bet she gives great blowjobs!!
is it wrong to think she could lick my balls
and my ass
at the sametime?

why the fuck am i watching this..

wow

Okay Blog

this is all dedicated for dedicatey reasons that see purpose in highlighting incredible cultural documents of utter human phenomenon and purpose

all things lead to an utter utopia

there will be youtube

poetry will be written roughly from the current comments beneath the video-thing

let us commence